Hello? Can I please order some winter?

The calendar says January, but the weather says March. We might even push it to April. We're supposed to be in the 30's this time of year. We're used to frequent single digit temps. But this year we're dealing with temps in the *60's*! And as for snowfall, we haven't gotten much. About 2 weeks ago we woke up to an inch, but by 8:30 it had all melted because it had been 60 the day before and the ground was just too warm. Last year we missed 11 days of school and got over 30 inches total. Maybe we used up all of our snow last year. Or maybe it's because Christopher finally got the sled down and has it hanging within reach this year. Whatever the reason, I'd like to have at least one good snow. Please?